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sir peter blake

murder of sir peter blake

sir peter blake was murdered on his boat in Brazil by people they call pirates,
but these are not pirates! they are heathens, and murders, and in my attempt to reach the people and let them know i don't promote the idea, that murders are pirates.
A proper pirate simply lives out side the "box" and lives with nature.
Under no circumstances will we let people misenturprit the true life of a pirate,
please understand "violence is not my word", we have reputations to with hold as pirates, people may not under stand us, but we give them no reson to hate us.
I give my humble obasences unto sir peter blake and his gift he has givin to the nautical world, and his family that has bin robbed, not just of a love one, but of hope for humanity.

nuf respect, we nah shotta round ear!

pirate attack "hethens",and plain thugs!

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Well we made it this far, i guess i should introduce myself, my name is "james david mandelin JR", aka "son" or to my deciples i am "CAPTAIN SON" or "son of a.."
any way you get the picture. My messeage is not very simple, but i can say that i dont know anyone as qualified as me to write a "pirates guide", i have bin living aboard over a dozen sailboats,barges,and make shift islands for meny years now, and over those years i have learned one thing " I LOVE SUFFERING" freezin, hungry, sore, tired, bleedin, are my greatest atrabutes. If i am cozy on a warm summers day i would find somthing to break so i can get fusterated while tring to fix it, and maby gouging my knuckles and geting bilge sludge on my only clean white kakies will fulfill my great plan to suffer! Do you sound like me?, do you wanna sound like me?
you may not now but after you read the (rejected version of the guide), you will want to fill that yerning for suffering in vain!, why would you do that?
1) your life will never be dull,
2) builds character
3) manly reputation "even for wemen"
4) you become infamious (at least they have herd of you)
5) you learn how things dont work
those are just some of the resons, and ill give you more..................
But first im still in the introduction of this manual and just so you get an idea that this is real life
piratism, and it may be hard to understand the lanquistics, but i will teach you all the lingo.
I will teach you how to dress properly, as in pirate fasion, how to walk like a bonafied pirate,
and of course gestures and mannerisms. How to sail a "p.p.v"
I will also go thrue the regulations section (c17), and moral codes of conduct.
when you are done reading this guide you will be envied by lubbers and hated by bayliner
owners.

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AHHH, here i am wrighting out the (rejected version) of the pirates giude to alternative yaughting. Everything im writing out on this site is not the original manual but what iv decided not to print in the manual.
For the preventing of copywright infringments iv added a "ICPC" locater im my system that will anable me to send serious viruses thrue your pc, and a gps system so when i find you, you will under stand what its like to meet a unhappy pirate!.
Anether way to prevent copywright theft is to wright the bogus version on line while my book gets edited and published, i hope everyone finds some fun with this guide.
"PIRATES GUIDE TO ALTERNATIVE YAUGHTING"

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